The Republic of Loco Ecos is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 8.741 billion Loco Ecosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Loco Ecosian economy, worth 321 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,782 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loco Ecos's national animal is the crocodile.

Loco Ecos is ranked 168,755^th in the world and 2^nd in Finlandia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 411.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.